Pretend-O-Rama
Friday, July 25th, 2008James Howard Kunstler writes: The comprehensive bankruptcy of the United States, at every level,
in all corners, atop each hill and mole-hill, and down not a few
rat-holes, is preceding like some kind of hideous multi-media,
inter-dimensional cosmic grand opera as produced and directed by the
Devil. Every week, some bizarre new subplot is introduced by the stage
managers, each turn and twist geared to produce maximum pain and
carnage in the US economy, as if to foreclose any possibility of
redemption on the way down. Well, the absence of hope is, after all,
the essential nature of Hell (setting aside, for the moment, J.P.
Sartre’s quaint notion that Hell is other people).
Among
the many developments in the story last week was the solidifying
consensus that the nation is in really serious trouble, and the
noticeable slippage of legitimacy among those pretending to run
financial affairs. The howler of the week was the Securities and
Exchange Commission’s edict that Wall Street sportsters would be
prohibited from trafficking in so-called “naked short” sales against a
cherry-picked bunch of 19 banks and financial companies for the next
two weeks. A cute trick, naked shorting is done by pretending to borrow
a bunch of stocks, pretending to sell them high just before the
share-price falls, pretending to buy them back at a lower price when
the share price has fallen, and then pretending to return exactly the
same number of lower-priced shares to the lender, pocketing the
difference. Real shorting is cute enough, and involves “clearing” the
sales — i.e. proving that real stocks were really lent and really
returned. Shorting is helped along by generating rumors that a given
company is in trouble, thus nudging share prices down. This works
really well when a company already is known to be struggling, as many
now are. In fact, it usually works best when a struggle turns into a
feeding-frenzy — as when a bleeding mullet attracts the swarming
sharks. When this scam is run using odd-lots of millions and
tens-of-millions of shares sharked up at many dollars each, the profits
to be made in this sport is obviously huge.
With naked shorting, however, the stocks being shorted are
basically non-existent, imaginary, made-up, fictional, registered only
as pixels in a program. It’s a racket, pure and simple, run by both the
supposed borrower of the stocks and the supposed lender and, more to
the point, was wholly and absolutely against the law before the SEC
declared a selective holiday from it last week. So, what the SEC action
really demonstrates is the utter lawlessness reigning on Wall Street,
and the SEC’s singular unfitness as an enforcer of the laws, not to
mention the criminal irresponsibility of the clearing authorities who
only pretend to go through the motions of certifying the sales. What’s
more, the companies cherry-picked for immunity against shorting were
some of the very companies believed to be most active in profiting off
naked short sales against other companies.
Thus, the
credibility of all the authorities in American finance, including the
Secretary of the Treasury, Mr. Paulson, the head of the Federal
Reserve, Mr. Bernanke, the director of the SEC, Mr. Cox, takes on the
aroma of week-old dead carp, while the affairs of American banking and
business as a general proposition look to the rest of the world like a
simple looting operation, reflecting poorly on the paper certificates
that we use as “money” in the land of the free. (07/25/08)
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